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Sabine.... [Apr. 18th, 2004|08:17 pm]
[mood |scaredscared]
[music |*crickets chirp*]

I vant to suck ur blood.

Sabine. Shut up. That's annoying. So what if you're a vampire? It's not funny.

Let me suck ur blood.*inches closer with a killing look in her eyes*


Let me show you the vampire world.

You're Sues, aren't you? Get away from me! Back! Back! *opens umbrella in front of Sabine's face* BACK!!!!

*eyes uncloud* What happened? Hal, are you okay? I'm so sorry. Those Suvians will DIE! *murderous stare* I'm going after them! Bye! *walks out the door*

Sabine! Um...bye?
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Eeeeeek!!!!! [Apr. 15th, 2004|08:44 pm]
[mood |irritatedirritated]
[music |Screams of agent!Sues running down the hallways...]

Okay, so I got a new partner for a while since Chana is in the Department of Fictional Psycology because of the Sues invading HQ. Her name is Sabine...and she's a vampire. Ex-Sue, too. We'll probably go on a mission soon. I was scrolling through the ff.net PPC section to see if there was anyone wanting to actually try and write me, and I found this!!!!Collapse )

*gaggag* How can they write this crap?! It's so stupid. I can't take this any longer! Legolas?! I hate him...well, I hate Orlando. Stupid Suvians! *facepalm* I'm going to write a review to them as soon as...

[Beeeeeeeeeep Wake me up inside! Wake me up inside! Wak eme up and---]

Damn. It's even getting to the remote activator. *facepalm*
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Ears.... [Apr. 11th, 2004|06:12 pm]
[mood |annoyedPissed off]
[music |Natalie Imbruglia[is that spelled right???]-"Torn"...Beeeepp]

I got my ears double-pierced! W00t! Some nice girls from down the hall did it for me when I was drunk. Too much Bleepka... Ph33r m3(when I'm drunk). I can't remember their names or which room they were in(with the odd way HQ is built; I'm in #507). I think there was a guy, too... Uh-oh.... Please, no. Nononononono! I'm dead. I got to go! *Frdo and Rivendel come up to computer and breathe fire onto it* Ouch! It burnsssss. Go back to the fire-proof beanbag chair in your corner, you two. I don't want to burn down my desk! My precioussssss computer!!!!! If you guys heat it up, it might mely or something. *whimper* Does anyone ELSE have a problem with their minis burning their stuff?

Also, is there a Ex-Mary Sue support group, because somehow people found out that I used to be a schoolgirl LotR Sue with a little Elven heritage. Hayliyly. *sigh* No one knew because I went to normal schools. I was even in Chana's class! Help. Chana keeps coming up and calling me a Sue. I wasn't THAT bad. I just stalked Frodo a little and got sent back home and turned into a fanfic writer. Then, joined OFUM and the PPC. Is that that bad???? Oh no, I'm ranting.... I can really talk like a Sue when I want to. Like this: ello. r u mi mom? ima pore Sue lost in M-E. can u hellp mie? thankies! ttyl.

See... But I never really talked like that. Chana did. She still sometimes does. Even though she never was a Sue, she used to have a pretty bad case of grammar. That's what I'll use against her! Must go plan against her before stupid machine---


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*huggles icon* [Apr. 8th, 2004|09:20 am]
[mood |cynicalcynical]
[music |Screams of me running for my life and Chana in rage...]

Yay! I love my new icon! *points to icon* Kalia, Chana's RL sister, made it for me. She even drew it on the computer. I'm not that good at it, so I recruited her to draw it. I tried drawing on the computer, but it ain't easy. Kalia is better. It's so perfect!


*bangs machine* Shut up! I'm talking here.


You gonna shut up?

[Buzz. Buzz.]

Good. Now where was I? Gah! I was just talking to a machine! I think I need to pay a visit to the department for the people who have gone crazy. What's it called? I can't think right now.

Hal, have you seen my hairbrush?

Why do you ask?

Look what the last Sue did to my hair...

*chokes* Why does your hair have urple streaks in it? You're not even an ex-Sue. At least, I don't think you are. *glanceglance*

Hal..... It's urple!

What do you want me to do? *giggle*

Why are you laughing?!

Oh, no reason....



You did this to me, didn't you!

I don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about. *giggle*

I'm gonna kill youuuu!!!!! *smite*

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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2004|04:42 pm]
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]
[music |Britney Spears- "Toxic" [It burnsssss...]]

Ugh. That was bad. Two missions, one right after the other. Seven Sues total. Yes, SEVEN! I feel like screaming like a Sue, but that would look bad on me.


I'm gonna KILL Chana. *sigh* Someone please report a Sue to us so I can make an accuse for "pushing" her into Mt. Doom while disposing of a Sue. Right now, we have no Sues to work on. Huzzah! But Chana is so dead when I get my hands on her. I mean, all I did was kill a Sue that she was gonna kill. She didn't have to put on Britney Spears music while I was on the computer. It burnssss my earssss. And she has earplugs. Hmph. Just because I forced her to MST it doesn't mean I LIKE it. Must scheme to get her....
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I was forced. [Apr. 6th, 2004|10:16 am]
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]
[music |Beeping....]

*sigh* I actually have a break from a mission and this is what I'm forced to do?! Chana refuses. Lucky her. I think I might force her, but I have a hinting suspicion that she has a RL Xanga.


*mumbles* Got to go.... Stupid Sues are calling. Oh, and Chana says hello. *walks away through portal*
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